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(1908--)

U.S. economist

It takes some skill to spoil a breakfast--even the English can't do it!

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

(1916—1987)

U.S. comedian

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.

(1882—1944), French dramatist

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

If at first you don't succeed, you're fired!

(1749—1832)

Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.

(1749—1832), German author

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again.

(1749—1832), German author

Publishers are all cohorts of the devil; there must be a special hell for them somewhere.

He who does not see the faults of his beloved as virtues does not love.

(1921--)

U.S. astronautpolitician

There is still no cure for the common birthday.