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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
(1890—1970), president of France.
How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheeses?
(1892—1981)
British novelist, to his mother when he was age 4
All right, I will learn to read, but when I have learned, I never, never shall.
(1932-- )
U.S. comedian
I wouldn't mind paying taxes--if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
It takes about a week of treatment to cure a cold, but without treatment it takes about seven days.
(1874—1945)
U.S. writer
You can't take it with you. You never see a U-Haul following a hearse.
(1924--)
U.S. actress
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.