Contents of L:
I love surprises--as long as I'm ready for them.
God made me on a morning when he had nothing else to do.
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
U.S. cartoonist & copywriter
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
I am determined my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.
Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
English poet, in 1822
My theory is to enjoy life, but the practice is against it.
Essays of Elia
I have been trying all my life to like Scotchmen, and am obliged to desist from the experiment in despair.