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(1835—1910)

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

(1835—1910)

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

(1835—1910)

Few sinners are saved after the first 20 minutes of a sermon.

(1835—1910)

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.

(1835—1910)

God created man because he was so disappointed in the monkey.

(1835—1910)

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

(1835—1910)

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

(1835—1910)

I do not like work even when another person does it.

(1835—1910)

I found that my ribbons and geegaws were dragging me down to Hell, so I took them off and gave them to my sister.

(1835—1910)

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.