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(1890—1957)

U.S. editorwriter

By the time the youngest children have learned to keep the house tidy, the oldest grandchildren are on hand to tear it to pieces.

(1890—1957)

U.S. editorwriter

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.

(1890—1957)

U.S. editorwriter

My theory, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

(1890—1957)

U.S. editorwriter

We are only cave men who have lost their cave.

(1890—1957)

U.S. writer

We've had bad luck with our kids--they've all grown up.

(1890—1957), "Shore Leave"

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Accept everything about yourself — I mean everything;

You are you and that is the beginning and the end — no apologies, no regrets.

Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.