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Men will wrangle for religion; write for it, fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it.
I remain just one thing, and one thing only -- and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
We wedded men live in sorrow and care.
U.S. singer, 1982
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing--and then marry him.
(1946--), US singer
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
U.S. comedian, to his wife after being caught with a chorine
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
(369—286 B.C.) Chinese Taoist philosopher
Much knowledge is a curse.
(1904—1981), Irish journalist
Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.