C
Contents of C:
(1937--)
U.S. comedian
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in quiet.
(1937--)
U.S. comedianactor, in Fatherhood, 1986
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Where singleness is bliss, it's folly to be wives.
(1947--)
U.S. comedian
Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.
(died 1641)
There are in England sixty different religious sects and only one sauce.
What a lot of people are saving for a rainy day is somebody else's umbrella.
(1731—1764)
The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.
