.Business Slang
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[Chip Jewelry]
Old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decoration.
"I paid three grand for that Mac and now it's nothing but chip jewelry."
[Chips and Salsa]
Chips = hardware, salsa = software.
"First we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."
[CLM] (Career Limiting Move)
Used by microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity.
"Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM."
[Crapplet]
A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet.
"I just wasted 30 minutes downloading that crapplet!"
[Dead Tree Edition]
The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms.
[Dilberted]
To be exploited and oppressed by your boss, as is Dilbert, the comic strip character.
"Damn, I've been dilberted again! The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
[Dorito Syndrome]
The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
"I just spent six hours surfing the Web, and now I've got a bad case of Dorito Syndrome."