.Business Slang
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[404]
Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, "404 Not Found," which means the document requested couldn't be located.
"Don't bother asking John. He's 404."
[Adminisphere]
The rarified organizational layers above the rank and file that makes decisions that are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant.
[Alpha Geek]
The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
"I dunno, ask Rick. He's our alpha geek."
[Assmosis]
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
[Betamaxed]
When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition as in "Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market"
[Blamestorming]
A group discussion of why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
[Bookmark]
To take note of a person for future reference.
"After seeing his cool demo at Siggraph, I bookmarked him."
[Brain Fart]
A byproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly; a burst of useful information.
"I know you're busy on the Microsoft story, but can you give us a brain fart on the Mitnik bust?"
Variation of old hacker slang that had […]
[CGI Joe]
A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.
[Chainsaw Consultant]
An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the top brass with clean hands.
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