Contents of M:
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
U.S. sci-fi author
Welcome thy neighbor to thy fallout shelter. He'll come in handy if you run out of food.
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
U.S. comic poet
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
Don't cuss the climate. It probably doesn't like you any better than you like it.
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
The things that I can't have I want,/And what I have seems second-rate,/The things I want to do I can't,/And what I have to do I hate.
U.S. humorist, in Archy's Life of Mehitabel, 1933
I never think when I write; nobody can do two things at the same time and do them well.
Bores bore each other, too, but it never seems to teach them anything.