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If you pray for rain, don't be surprised if you're struck by lightning.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
U.S. pro bowler
One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
(1905—1994), Bulgarian-born German-writing Nobel Literature prize winner, in 1978
Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
May those that love us love us;
and those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts;
and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.
"Don't waste your life on if-onlys."
(1859 — 1942)
Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.