Contents of C:
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in quiet.
U.S. comedianactor, in Fatherhood, 1986
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
Where singleness is bliss, it's folly to be wives.
Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results.
There are in England sixty different religious sects and only one sauce.
What a lot of people are saving for a rainy day is somebody else's umbrella.
The laws I love; the lawyers I suspect.