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(1907—1987), American newspaper columnist for the Field Newspaper Syndicate

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

(1907—1987), American newspaper columnist from Field Newspaper Syndicate

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

U.S. columnist, New York

There ought to be a better way of starting the day than having to get up.

(1891—1947)

The typical Englishman is a strong being who takes a cold bath in the morning and talks about it for the rest of the day.

(1903—1966)

English novelist

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

U.S. politician

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.

(1867—1959) U.S. architect

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.

(1941--)

U.S. conservative columnist

Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committee meetings.

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.

(1866—1946)

English author

If at the end your cheerfulness is not justified, at any rate you will have been cheerful.