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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time--pills or stairs.
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
U.S. Democratic politician
If you don't have a policeman to stop traffic and let you walk across the street like you are somebody, how are you going to know you are somebody?
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories.
(1767—1832), German writer
Life is a quarantine for paradise.
Americans, indeed, often seem to be so overwhelmed by their children that they'll do anything for them except stay married to the co-producer.
Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.
Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland, either.
U.S. comedy TV writer
I think, therefore I'm single.