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God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Where do you go to get anorexia?
(1920--), US movie actress
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for his country.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I spilled spot remover on my dog--and now he's gone.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?