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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook.
In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark.
If you can learn from hard knocks, you can also learn from soft touches.
You can be sincere and still be stupid.
America is a melting pot, the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top.
(20 February 1964)
I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.
Peace: a short pause between wars for enemy identification.
"Flowers grow out of dark moments."
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.