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(1918--)

U.S. radio commentator

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

(1873—1936)

U.S. drama critic

The female knee is a joint and not an entertainment.

(1871—1962)

British poet

The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery.

U.S. comedienne

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.

(1933--), Irish actor

I've formed a new group called Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

You may have a dog that won't sit up, roll over or even cook breakfast, not because she's too stupid to learn how but because she's too smart to bother.

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

(1907—1988), US science-fiction novelist

Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

It's easier to graduate than to learn.