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(1497—1580)

Many a good cow hath an evil calf.

(1497?--1580?)

English dramatist

There is more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed.

A dog is not almost human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

A man's tie should never be louder than his wife.

(1923---1999), US novelist

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy.

(1888—1962)

British poet, author

I take politics only medicinally, as a cure of occasional attacks of insomnia.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

(1868—1930)

U.S. humorist

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.