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Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he offers you candy.
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
(1879—1962 ), German physician
Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.
(1933--) English dramatist
I feel bad that I don't feel worse.
English cricket player
As one door closes, another slams in your face.
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.
Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.