Contents of F:
He that drinks wine drinks blood, and he that drinks water drinks phlegm.
An editor should have a pimp for his brother, so he'd have someone to look up to.
Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
U.S. actor (but it is also attributed to Arnold Palmer, golfer)
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
History is bunk.
(1863—1947), interview (February, 1929)
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason why so few engage in it.
Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees.