May he need a prescription!

May his buttocks drop off!

May his stomach churn like a music box.

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.

[jig's up] See: [GAME IS UP].

[jim-dandy] {n.}, {slang} Something wonderful; something very good. * /Tommy's new […]

[jink] See: [HIGH JINKS].

[jissom] {n.} semen (taboo).

[JJ] "Just joking"

[JK, J/K] "Just kidding"