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(1904—1986)

English playwright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.

(1943--)

English comedian, member of Monty Python's Flying Circus

American beer is a lot like making love in a row boat--It's f--king close to water!

All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer.

Woe to them that...rely on horses.

The moth shall eat them up like a garment, and the worm shall eat them like wool.

(1942--)

U.S. novelist

The object of war is to survive it.

(1924--)

U.S. businessman

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?

(1833—1899)

U.S. political speaker

With soap, baptism is a good thing.

(1876—1959)

U.S. editorauthor

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

(1913—1973), American playwright

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.