Contents of W:
quoted in Vanity Fair, 1984
I was caesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through the window.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Death is no excuse for procrastination.
(1897 — 1975), playwright
Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.
Maybe there's no devil; it's just God when He's drunk.
I don't have a drink problem except when I can't get one.
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
U.S. cartoonist, "Ziggy"
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
I read the book of Job last night--I don't think God comes out well in it.