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Talking with a man is like trying to saddle a cow. You work like hell, but what's the point.
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
A computer and a cat are somewhat alike -- they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don't necessarily share.
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.