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Where there's smoke, there's smoke.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother.
I don't mind a cat, in its place. But its place is not in the middle of my back at 4 a.m.
Reality is a collective hunch.
(1918--), Scottish author
One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.
Only a fool would make the bed every day.
(1855—1920), South African writer
It is delightful to be a woman, but every man thanks the Lord devoutly that he isn't one.
I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.
There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.