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(1947--),Modern Manners, 1989
Men have children to prove they aren't impotent, or at least that some of their friends aren't.
Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
You can always reason with a German. You can always reason with a barnyard animal, too, for all the good it does.
I think war might be God's way of teaching us geography.
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
(1577—1640), Flemish baroque painter
Sir, when their backsides look good enough to slap, there's nothing more to do.
U.S. movie critic
In Hollywood, if you don't have happiness, you send out for it.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight.
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?