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God made men, and then said I can do better than that and made woman.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
Go to bed. Whatever you're staying up late for isn't worth it.
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
(1905—1982), Russian-American novelist
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
U.S. entrepreneur, author of song "Me and My Shadow"
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repairing.
(1613—1679), French politician
Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can't understand.
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.