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It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
96.37% of all statistics are made up.
It's a great kindness to trust people with a secret. They feel so important while telling it.
U.S. humoristsyndicated writer
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes get longer.
Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing, he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.