Contents of C:
There's no real need to do housework--after four years it doesn't get any worse.
Vice is its own reward.
Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy.
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
A pessimist is someone who, if he is in the bath, will not get out to answer the phone.
(1852—1936) in letter to Teddy Roosevelt, 1917
God forbid that I should go to any heaven in which there are no horses.
The rat race isn't so bad if you're a big cheese.
U.S. novelist, A Talent For Loving, 1961
Cheese. The adult form of milk.
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.