Contents of C:
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
(February 1, 1963)
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist--the taxidermist leaves the hide.
If Senator Donovan can get resurrection into the death penalty, I might be willing to give it a second look.
Bed is the perfect climate.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
Women should be struck regularly--like gongs.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.