Contents of C:
(1879—1958), The Silver Stallion
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
(1889—1963), French author
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
(1942--), Cosmopolitan, 1972
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
(1962--), American comic actor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
"The day will happen whether or not you get up."
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
The day will happen whether or not you get up.
(1916—1986), Saturday Review, 1966
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.