cluck and grunt

cluck and grunt  {n.},  {slang},  {avoid it in restaurants}
The familiar restaurant dish of ham and eggs; since ham is made of pork (and pigs grunt) and eggs come from hens (which cluck.)
"I am sorry I can't fix you an elaborate meal, but I can give you a quick cluck and grunt."
Categories: noun slang

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